King Arthur (or in this case, Clive Owen)

It was thursday, I were tired. Mr. Sandman had used to much sleepingpowder on my poor eyes. So getting the news that we were going to watch a movie in the English class fitted me perfectly.

As the title described the movie was King Arthur with Clive Owen. I have seen it minimun two times before, but I forget things, which can be useful when it comes to rewatch movies. Anyways, the film is a something I like to call old-slasher. It means that the fighting scenes are raw, bloody, messy and a orgy of men and women fighting in big bunch which seems so tight that I wonder how they have the space to swing the sword.
Alrighty then, the plot. Of course it's about King Arthur and the knights of the round table, or what's left of them. They are kind of freelancer, riding around and kill now and then. After saving a priest or pope or whatever, from some nudists living in the woods, they get one last mission, which succeeding will give them freedom. Then we get the cliches, the mission is of course impossible, at least aclaiming to them. But they go anyway.
So, they ride out to save a Christian guy which they been told is the pope's favorite pupil. Meanwhile some hardcore dudes from Germany, or Saxonland which it was called at that time, came to shore to kill and do other sins. The leader is even more psycotic than Hitler.
The Saxons gets on the tail of Arthur which have desided to bring with him a whole village, and the Christian guy of course. Arthur also found woman with crippled fingers, until he repairs them that is. The woman and a kid suddenly gets more important than the Christian guy, which I have no problem understanding. She turns out to be one of the forest nudists. Oh, did I mention that Merlin the wizard is the leader of the forest nudists?? He is...
The forest nudists hate the Saxon also so they want to make peace with Arthur, and he is no fool and goes on with it. After a wild trip through the woods with cracking ice, snow, Saxons and more cold things, they get to their final point. But the Saxon isnt done. They prepare for one big battle which they are so cocky about and think they will win. After a little sex with the forest woman with crippled fingers Arthur sets out to battle. The other knights leaves because they had enough of war, but gets itchy and returns. Arthur and the forest nudists wins and three knights dies. Arthur marries the forest women and the credits slowly roll.

Now, I liked it. Remind me a little of Robin Hood. My dice ends up with a five, and my school day had a sweet start. Over and out!

Never Thought

Let me make this clear! I never thought for a second that I would start blogging, simply because I think it's just not in my nature. Girls should be blogging, not boys and men. So what the DELL (for not use the H) am I doing here?? Well, I was forced to make it. It's a school project, no lie! Not that I hate my teacher, she is in fact the best teacher, living on this earth (yeah, yeah, I'm a pussycat). Anyways, I will try to make it work, but time will show...